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Agent 781 in 'The Devil Wipes Thrice'

from Essential Business vol​.​1 March Madness by dr.Oop and Nada Clue

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4/4/2020

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INTRO:


CHORUS:
Darwinisms gonna get em, they’ll all fade away
I bet If there’s a butt virus, they’d hoard nasal spray
The public asked nicely time to try another way
They’ll pay! Agent 781s on his way!

V1
-Im air lifted to the top of the Walmart
Avoid the fat Mall Cop who looks like Paul Blart
Switch from tux to hoodie and ball shorts
Secretly spray sanitizer on the shopping carts
-It all starts when i notice 3 fellas
Shopping separately but i can tell they together
They winked at the rent a cop when they made they entry
They got 12 rolls each and all the shelves is empty-
-i caught in one in the parking lot, swiftly disarmed em
The second one too, straight squeezed his Charmin
I choked him till he told me the location they was taken em
The 3rd one hit the side door the guard sped away with him
-I got the proper intel so I didn’t sweat it
but this whole things way bigger than I expected
Great ‘Scott’ the ‘white cloud’ turned grey
Throw in the paper towel no way, I’m Agent 781!

CHORUS:

V2
Put the location into the GPS
Large warehouse not far from CVS
Costco’s close too it all makes sense
Use my high tech lighter to deactivate the fence
-Hi tech specs display the blueprint
There’s construction on the AC I sneak in thru the new vent
-Heard the vent creek and then I fell to the pavement
They pulled guns on me tied me in the basement
With The mother load of tissue even Kleenex
They said they just wiped out some asshole and i could be next
- Then haggled with a guy who said the two ply was too high
I broke the cuffs grabbed his pistol and let 2 fly
Looked the boss in the eye and asked what he doing
Come to find out they Russians against Putin
-one of The biggest assholes, same view as ours
They tryna clean up crack too. I guess Dooty calls
I was going to commandeer it all but you could have it back,
I guess we can just use MAGA hats

CHORUS

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from Essential Business vol​.​1 March Madness, released April 28, 2020

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